19 Oct 2012

Everything Breaks

The March of the Yummy Mummys

here they come
the Yummy Mummies
two abreast
and yoga thin tummies
.
cutting a swathe
with their three wheeler buggies
and a special compartment
for organic Huggies
.
yikes! here they come
straight from Pilates
baby on board
and strange shaped tomatoes
.
Peruvian bonnet
emblazoned with “Dora”
but you’re getting all angsty
whilst reading my aura
.
yes here they are
multi-tasking abilities
and hell to pay
if no changing facilities
.
Orange Wednesday
is a self-help movie
a coffee colonic
and detox smoothie

.
at the Wholefoods Store
“is one partial to pasta?”
but i’m only two months
dwells Baby Jocasta
.
“Oik! out of my way”
“can’t you see i’m with child?”
as they roadblock the aisles
in what was Fresh and Wild
.
plan your escape
at The Farmer’s Market
but they’ll run over your toes
cos there’s nowhere to park it
.
like Stepford Wives
they’ve all now taken over
one babycino
and another Pavlova
.
commandeered all the tables
along the pavement caffs
long since dead Cappucinos
but still chatter for laughs
.
so please heed my advice
if you like to keep calm
give them all a wide BIRTH
for they’ve scarce notion of charm